No Real Reason

for once i have no lameass excuse for not posting yesterday. i went out to dinner with my mom and sister and her husband and kids, and got home lateish only to watch tv and cruise my websites. it just totally slipped my mind that i have a duty of some tenuous kind [...]

I <3 Pizza Rolls, So Sue Me

it is, i’ve found, the toughest thing to work all day, come home, and cook for myself. it sounds pretty simple when i put it like that, like hello katie people do that every single day all over the world, but for some reason i find it to be this often insurmountable challenge. [...]

Strategery

how to win a game of cutthroat pool, when it is down to your ball and your opponent’s ball (and who cares if he’s six feet of cuteness, you still need to win):
1. aim for your own ball. yes, on purpose.2. miss. “accidentally.”3. watch your opponent aim at his own [...]

Left My Heart

i know the song is about san francisco, but though i’ve been there this year, my heart has been left in memphis, tn. it could have been the company, (ok it was mostly the awesomely baby blue-eyed company…) but i loved memphis. if i didn’t have such a grown-up life with obligations, i [...]

Totally Not My Fault

i was held hostage at a hookah bar last night. then pete wouldn’t let me use my computer. but now he gave it back to me, so here i am…
today we went to the mid south fair here in memphis, and to sum it up in some brief images: a woman’s head on [...]

Mystery Revealed

so my big mystery does not involve crunk paint jobs or firebirds, it involved me driving 8 hours to visit the reverend, who i have known and talked to for the past 7 years but not actually seen, in memphis, tn. last night i was too busy packing and being overly excited and unable [...]

Top Secret

there are major covert operations afoot in my world. covert really from one group of people, pretty much wide open to the rest of everyone.
i don’t want to give any clues because all clues i can think of are pretty much too obvious. and most of you reading this already know what’s going [...]

Publish!

crapcrap it’s 11:59 how fast can i type….

I Promise I Am Not a Cat Lady

to continue my trend of using the house cats to showcase my emotions, here is how i feel when my alarm goes off and it is too sunny in my room and i went to bed late and there is not a large cup of coffee waiting at hand for me and i realize i [...]

Mrs. Java Chip

if it were possible to marry something that is edible, this would be the love of my life: it is worth every overpriced penny i spend on it, it never lets me down, and it brings coffee and chocolate into my life whenever i so desire. what more could you ask?