Cento

THIS IS POST ONE HUNDRED.
one hundred posts in under 4 months. i think that’s a pretty awesome percentage. the only unawesome thing is i have nothing terribly exciting to report. i just vacuumed my apartment. and scrubbed my bathroom. um…i washed my sheets? tantalizing, i know. [...]

Put Your Hood Up

i am currently enshrined in my large, amply hooded robe. this is my retreat when i feel like shiz, and when i really feel icky, the hood goes up. it doesn’t make my dried-out sinuses feel so much better, but it helps the psyche. i guess it’s just that time of year, [...]

Be the Tree

once again, i’m fresh out of material. pretty much coasting through the week waiting for saturday to arrive. in the meantime, i have dredged up another embarassing photo of me, this one from senior year of college. we are lucky enough to have had a very enthusiastic, poetic, entrancing, and possibly slightly [...]

T-Minus

116 hours. i can’t decide if that sounds like less than just under 5 days from now, or more. i plan on spending at least 35 of those hours asleep, so really just 81 hours! that’s not that many, right?also, it’s amazing how much finally putting coffee tables in your living room [...]

Love of My Life

trickery: i’m not writing about the reverend. i went shopping with my mom today, and i met the new love of my life in the field of accessories (don’t worry mr. anderson, you’re still the number one human for me…). his name is kenneth cole, and his look is gorgeousness:i would take it [...]

Self-Humiliation/Immolation

i have nothing to talk about tonight, so i decided to post an old and humiliating picture of me to spice things up. the above is the immediate aftermath to my wisdom teeth removal, courtesy of kderrick as instructed by my mother. i was awake for that surgery (my only surgery ever, as [...]

I’m Taking Him to the Ballet Soon

this is how i feel right now: like a 5 month old little boy whose mom says that real men don’t wear pink, but has been put in a cozy pink hoodie only to be in danger of it being imminently ripped off by his gender-constricting mother. mostly tired with a dash of indignant. [...]

Happy Turkey Day Etc.

i just forgot to post yesterday. i had partially crafted a post in my head that went: “it is winter now. lame.” that may have not been the most compelling post i would have ever written, so it’s probably for everyone’s benefit that it never made it up here.
i slept in today, [...]

Fiori

today was a hectic day. i kickstarted my week and day wonderfully with a call from my manager at 9:15, asking if i was ok – i was supposed to be at work at 9. tooootally forgot. so that was a nice adrenaline rush as i flew to work, and then i [...]

Carpe Diem

fall is pretty much over, as evidenced by the billion pounds of leaves the trees in our yard have unceremoniously dumped on the ground. i have to basically guess where our driveway is every time i leave home, somewhere in the field of yellow. but it is kind of pretty. and today [...]