apparently i forgot to post last night. i could be crafty and change my date and time stamp on this and make you THINK i posted, but that would be wrong. instead, i will own up to the fact that after working til 9 pm last night (don’t worry, i didn’t go in [...]
Entries from May 2008
May 29, 2008
Confession
i have quite possibly the strongest sweet tooth in the country. or world. the craving to have something painfully sweet after dinner is so strong i often leave my house all over again just to go get something. example: you might see a little theme in my trash. despite working hard [...]
May 28, 2008
Last Night
him: “alright, i’m going to go plant my rutebega and head to bed.”
me: “um, ok…”
May 28, 2008
Sculpted Plants!
i’ve been lusting after some topiaries at work now for about forever. they went on markdown yesterday, and i got my additional 40% off of them, so though originally they were marked at $29.00 apiece, i got two for $9.00! nothing makes me happier than a good deal. a couple days ago [...]
May 27, 2008
I Hope No One is Looking Through My Window
because this is what they would see:except, like, it would be me. i have longer hair. and cannot by any means get my legs that low during the single leg stretches. working on it.
May 26, 2008
Hot Hot Heat
after all of my whining of winter cold and freezing freezingness, i will now commence whining about summer heat and its hot hotness. for unexplainable reasons, kansas city frequently (i.e. every day from mid-may until october) experiences 100% humidity. find me the body of water nearby that causes this. regardless, i slept [...]
May 25, 2008
Day of Klutziness
today was just not my day. i managed to make it to work unscathed, but instantly upon stepping out of my car began jostling my piping hot tall starbucks pike place roast coffee on to my hand (1/2 an inch of half & half, 3 splenda). i elegantly tried to lick it off [...]
May 24, 2008
Back In the Grind
i think i’m finally on a real road to recovery (FRANTICALLY KNOCKING ON WOOD). i have no days off in the foreseeable future, and i do not feel tired and shaky at the thought. also of note, i just did pilates for a half an hour. i am feeling shaky at that [...]
May 23, 2008
Sunny Days
clinging to this gorgeous day in my brain as it rained today. but even if it were sunny again, it wouldn’t be quite the same – he’s not here to take that picture of me, to walk the entire kansas city zoo (even africa) with me, to sit with me at starbucks with frothy [...]
May 21, 2008
Weekend Leftovers
what i have left of this weekend with my reverend:
- a HUGE pile of clothes on my floor, accumulated as a result of my unwillingness to waste time on cleaning when i can be having fun with him.
- 2 men’s dress shirts, one pair of men’s dress pants (brown). now taking monetary offers…just kidding, [...]
