dog the bounty hunter may or may not be my hero. i am not religious by any means, but i can appreciate his finding god and using some actual christian ideals to catch and attempt to connect with criminals. they’re better than barbara walters in getting people to crack and cry. and they always let them have a cigarette. there isn’t much that is more sweet than seeing a huge beefy dude with a killer mullet all in leather and armbands lighting a cigarette for a handcuffed criminal. it’s a goofy show and all but i actually have some level of respect for the dog.
also the south park episode pictured above is pretty much made of awesome.