Thoughts From a Road Trip

coolest town name in missouri: cooter.

my bladder is about the size of a quarter. i stopped on the hour, if not more often, for most of the drive back.
1 – 1:07 p.m.
2 – 2:02 p.m.
3 – 3:05 p.m.
4 – 4:10 p.m.
5 – 6:05 p.m.
6 – 7:12 p.m.

i have an irrational fear for truckers and the slim but real possibility of their getting stuck under an overpass. then i picture a huge car pileup as everyone driving along normally behind this ill-fated truck slam into the back of it as it is wedged under the overpass in the middle of nowhere, missouri. scary thought.

several places in missouri, largely on I-70, there exists a smell for the period of a couple miles. this smell is pervasive and quite strong. it is the smell of beef jerky. i am not sure if the beef jerky plants of the world are located in missouri, but it certainly smells like it. it does not help that i rather enjoy beef jerky. i end up craving it on every trip to memphis. not the healthiest pattern to fall in to.

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One thought on “Thoughts From a Road Trip

  1. Z. Rev says:

    You could be smelling the delightful aromas of one or more of the following:

    Davis Meat Processing LLC
    39 Hwy NN
    Jonesburg, MO 63351

    Davis Meat Service
    631 Frisco Street
    Steelville, MO 65565

    Country Butcher Shop
    524 E. Water St.
    Palmyra, MO 63461

    The Smokehouse
    216 Jackson
    Graham, MO 64455

    All specializing in the slaughter of cattle and production of, among many other products, beef jerky.

    Yum

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