this winter has been the nasty nastiest winter in kc in a long while, at least as far as i am concerned. we’ve been getting snow/ice/freezing rain/sleet about once a week for months now and i’m pretty well over it. i’m currently seeking a winter home in the cayman islands or perhaps elba. i have no money to pay for this home, so i am looking for a financial sponsor. also, if you have a plane to transport me to and fro, that would be great. i am willing to provide you with art historical knowledge, read books for you, and get a tan on your behalf. once i’ve received a few offers of places i’ll go ahead and make a decision and let you all know where i’ll be next winter. stay tuned.
So Done With This