if you happen to live by a texas de brazil restaurant: go there now. run. but first make sure you’ve got about $60 on you. but then run. because we are in food comas over here. best filet mignon i’ve ever had, and THE BEST salad bar that currently possibly exists on this planet ever anywhere. my mom liked it so much she declared that we now have to go there every time she comes to memphis, and we think it will take that long til we digest all that we just ate, especially the rev – apparently the 400 lb man hiding inside of him can’t wait to break out, because every time he was offered, well, anything, he said sure, bring it on. now he’s in a catatonic state on the couch, possibly physically unable to walk upstairs to bed. so much red meat for we casual vegetarians, so much red meat. but so much goodness.
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